As most of you know, being a mother demands expertise in many fields. I played a veterinarian today, although it wasn't the first time I played a vet I think I will retire after my services today.
Arch (of course) comes in and asks: Where are the scissors?
Me: Why do you need the scissors? (I like to follow his questions with my own.)
Arch: Because we need them to get the stick out of the horse.
Me: Why is there a stick in the horse?
Arch: It's in the bum hole.
Me: The bum hole?
Arch: Yeah, you know where the tail used to be.
Me: (Whew) (I repeat) Why is there a stick in the horse?
Arch: Because that's where Sariah put it. Where are the scissors? (His tone implied I was a 'sweetheart' (inside joke))
Here is the surgery documented.
6 comments:
Wow, you should DEFINATELY get a raise!
Lol! HAHAHAHAHA.....! Poor horse.
Good job there, sweetheart!
Hilarious picture placement! I thought you were really going to have to mess with the business end of a horse. Good thing you didn't! When we were little we threw a rock at a horse on my grandpa's farm and it really did go in there. He was NOT happy. :)
I'm catching up on blogs, are you proud of me? I love the horse story, kids are so funny :) And your Moab trip looked like sooo much fun!!
Bum hole...ROTFLMBO!
You are such a 'sweetheart' just like every other mom.
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